Staying In A Lot These Days

She's been working on her abs for months. Hours in the gym, eating right, maintaining discipline in the face of temptation. Finally her six-pack has emerged, and she can't stop looking at herself.

We had a party to go to last night, but never made it out the door. She'd been in the bathroom for over an hour when I went to find out what was up. I found her staring at her abs.

'Do you like them, baby? Do you wanna touch them?'

How could I refuse? The party was probably boring anyway.