'I'd be delighted,' she said. 'It's always nice to be appreciated.'
After I'd taken a few snaps she asked if I'd like to help her out with her sun lotion. I didn't have to think twice about that.
Later I discovered I'd inadvertently also captured the distinctly out of shape lady in the background. I imagine she's thinking it must be great to be muscular and sexy, to have guys stop you and ask for a photo of your body. She's thinking what power over men a body like that must give you. And aren't those female bodybuilders supposed to have over-developed clits? The orgasms they must have! If I looked like that, she's thinking, I'd flick myself off in front of the mirror every morning. Then I'd get my lazy ass husband to worship my muscles.
Or something.
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